Tentang masterchef selebriti season 2

Assalamualaikum
Malam ni i layan Masterchef Selebriti Season 2.. I saw the first season.., most of the time thru utube sebab selalu berebut channel dgn JJ.. sebagai isteri yang mithali i selalu mengalah (sbb i tau i buleh tgk lam utube.. hahahah) Kebetulan malam ni JJ tidoq awai sebab dia kepenatan memunggah bilik stor kami (dah setahun pindah baru nak punggah.. why? i took out the things i need when i needed them.., kalau tak perlu, diamlah kamu di dalam kotak wahai egg beater ku..) so anyway.. since he's asleep i get to watch whatever show i want on the telly.. I've always enjoyed watching cooking shows., not that i'm a good cook but i'm always amused at how easy everything is but bila nak try sendiri pasaipa tak jadik macam dlm tibi tu hah? Sebagaimana kagumnya i dengan Akak LG, Dr Lurpak dengan Kak Piah dolly-molly yg meletop-letops masakan dorang.. kagum jugak dengan adik i Kapten hensem dengan housemate nya yg dalam diam2 pandai masak dan pandai makan rupanya..

Ok, sila stop merapu.. i sebenonye nak cakap yg i sangat2 rasa tidak equip tentang pengetahuan am selebriti-selebriti di malaysia ini. not to show off that i know all the mat sallehs (which i don't) tapi mmg i fail (F9) kalau ditanya pasal retis2 malaya.. malu tak? malu woo.. retis negara sendiri pun tak kenal.. Tambah memalukan lagi bila i tak kenal more than half of the contestants in this seasons' masterchef.. how?? kawan2 duk sibuk dlm pesbuk.. wow.. che ta dengan zain masuk sesama, sangat sweet loving couple bla bla bla.. i was like.. who is this che ta? who is this zain? apa correlation antara mereka? another fren of mine suggested to google all these contestant.. tak kuasalah aku.. baik i google carik resepi nak buat mee goreng tak pedas.. ada gak pekdahnya..

So, anyway.. these are the contestants this season..

Source: Facebook Masterchef Malaysia

Dalam 19 org yang masuk seperti gambo di atas.. meh nak bilang yang i kenai..
1- Pak Nil (baik jgn ngaku rakyat malaya kalu xkenai dia nih..)
2- Enot (tu pun i xsure dia ni belakon citer ape)
3- Kenchana Dewi (yg ni i tau sbb dulu dia berlakon dgn imuda 2+1 kot)
4- Lydiawati (org lama2 mmgla i kenai)
5- Norish Karman (i penah tgk citer yg dia belakon)
6- Sathiya (ni mmg kenai sbb i peminat tegar pi mai pi mai tang tu)
7- Syanie (sbb dia comel macam i)
8- Yassin (dulu dia geng senario..)

8 out of 19?? Tak sampai separuh pun.. Hypothesis null nih.. OMG!! Where have I been all these years? I came back to malaya in 2010.. rasa2nya dorang2 ni dah tentu famous amos kan sebab kalau tak mcm mana buleh digelar selebriti kan? Malunya.. malunya... (larik nyorok bawah ketiak si fatty)

Sekian terima kasih...
;)

Tentang parking depan rumah

Assalamualaikum
Pernah tak korang hadapi situasi ni?
1) Korang keluar rumah gi opis ke pasar ke supermarket ke, tetiba bila korang sampai rumah u cant drive into your car porch sebab ada org block depan pagar korang?
2) Korang nak keluar rumah gi opis, pasar, supermarket but cant drive out of your porch sebab ada org block depan pagar korang?
It happened to me A LOT of times!

Masa memula pindah sini, kawan2 anak jiran sebelah kiri memang hobi parking depan pagar rumah i.., banyak kali dibuatnya dan selalu i cakap elok2. Alhamdulillah skrg ni dia dah reti dan kalau dtg pun dia akan gigih panjat atas side table depan rumah org sebelah. Petang tadi masa balik opis jadi lagik. Tetamu kpd jiran sebelah kiri jugak. Dia perasan bontot keta wira dia pendek cam bontot keta myvi agaknya., elok je dia tertonggeng depan pagar rumah i. So i pinpon sekali, takde org kuar.. I pinpon lagi sekali.. Maka muncullah tuan punye keta bertudung labuh dgn 2 org anaknya, sorg pakai baju sekolah bertudung labuh jugak. I pun senyum kat dia dan ready nak turunkan tingkap nak kata thank you ke apa ke., sekali dia tengok i and jegilkan mata.. Amboi! You are parked right in front of my house, blocking my gate and u dare to look at me like that? Terkedu sekejap.., xsempat i nak buat apa2 dia cepat2 masuk dlm keta n blah. Bukanlah i pinpon kuat2 pun.. Pinpon secara terhormat sbb i tau ni housing area, apake gila nak pinpon kuat2 mcm tengah jln raya.. Bila masuk dlm rumah, JJ tegur.. "Babe, don't make any enemies".. So i said, i'm not trying to make enemies or to create trouble.., i have every right to pinpon secara terhormat as they're parked right in front of our gate! Plus, i smiled at them and they just starred at me like i'm an alien from pluto! Grrrrrrrr.....

Di Terengganu lagi best.. Depan rumah bonda ada satu longkang besar yg amat yg kononnya dibina untuk mengelakkan kebanjiran berlaku di kawasan tersebut (i beg to differ sbb every monsoon season bonda have to clear downstairs, roll the carpets, tie up the curtains and keep everything off the floor due to the flood).. So kiranya nak masuk ke dlm porch and our front door tu ada la sedikit jembatan yg agak besar. Masa ayahanda renovate rumah aritu dia pun buatlah jambatan tu cantik sikit.. Cantik mendenya.. Cuma dia letak tiles yg macam batu kecik2 tu instead of just plain ol' cement rendered. Just to match the tiles inside the porch. This one time, bonda keluar gi beli ikan and when she came back she was surprised to see a car parked nicely on our bridge., right in front our front gate. Bonda pun hangen la.. Mcm mana dia nak masuk.., dgn ikan sayo segala dlm keta.. Nak masuk rumah sendiri pun tak boleh. She ended up going to our front neighbor's house and asked for a piece of paper n a pen. She then wrote a note something like "Assalamualaikum, terima kasih sebab parking depan pagar rumah saya tanpa izin saya.. Anda seorang yang cukup bermoral" pastu bonda pi letak kat windscreen kereta tersebut. After about half an hour, keta tu pun blah n bonda pun dpt masuk dlm rumah dgn aman damai.

A few weeks later bonda was told by another neighbor that the car belongs to the pengerusi JKKKkKkKK of our area and that pengerusi mengirimkan maaf buat bonda sambil berkata "jambatan u tu cantik sangat..". Waddehel?? Eh sukati kitorg la kitorg nak jambatan kitorg tu cantik ke buruk ke.., bukan mintak duit ko atau pinjam duit JKKKkK kampung pun masa buat jembatan tu aritu.. One more thing, besar sgt ke jawatan dia sebagai JKkKkKK kampung tu yg sampai she gets to park her car anywhere she wishes? Bonda said, kalau Dato MB sekalipun yg parking depan pagar rumah i, i akan letakkan nota berhemah cenggitu jugak kat keta MB.. Takut apa, rumah kita kan.. Kita yg bayo cukai pintu, cukai tanah tiap2 tahun, bukan mintak duit MB pong!... Bonda i memang funny-funny...

Tapi itulah kan.. Sungguh i tak faham sikap org kita yg cukup minat parking keta blocking rumah org.. Padahal ada je space sebesar2 alam kat depan tu utk park keta.. Ni semua sebab malas nak jalan jauh2 kalau gi mana2. Macam parking keta kat tesco, semua berebut nak parking paling dekat dgn pintu. Padahal banyak je parking tempat lain.. Bukannya jauh sgt dan bukannya kena jimbit brg2 shopping semua berjalan gi kat keta.. Boleh je tolak trolley tu sampai kereta.. JJ was saying the other day that perhaps tesco should have a drive-in service since malaysians like to park as close as possible to the mall entrances.. Alang2, bawak masuk terus keta dlm kedai., then all the items are displayed at the same height as the driver., the driver only have to pick the items that he needs, buh dlm keta and remain in the car until checkout. Make sure every item is barcoded in case people run away without paying, kalau ada yg cuba2 larik akan ada alarm bunyik beep beep beep pahtu ada 'tangan' besar yg akan pegang tayar keta tak kasik bergerak keluar...
Amboi imaginasi... Too much cartoon lah ni...
Hahahaahahahahahaahah

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Tentang booking tiket wayang

Assalamualaikum..
Booking tiket wayang pun nak kecoh ke? Tahpape tah.. Yelah.. Org lain dah biasa booking online, android, apple apps semua.. I baru je nak testing buat for the very first time.. So agak jakun la jugak sikit kan.. Lagipun i kan mmg selalu lambat pick-up benda2 yg 'in' skrg ni kan.. Kenapa baru skrg i terjerumus dgn pengebookingan tiket wayang menggunakan apple apps nih? Banyak sebab2nya..

1) dulu kami duk di ceruk changloon yg jaraknya dgn pawagam yg ado online booking adalah lebih kurang 2 jam, itupun kalau tak jem.. Jem kalu? Thus it is better to queue up n buy the tickets at the theatre itself
2) we're more comfortable watching movies at home slouched on our couch; me with a bowl of kotiau goreng and JJ with a plate of steak n eggs.. Kat movie theatre ado ke serve kotiau steak segala? Takde woo.. (Tapi popcorn panggung wayang mmg best in the world!!)
3) JJ malas nak bwk i kuar tgk wayang sbb i'm allergic to aircond and dark places.. Allergic mende? I fall asleep easily!! Hahahaahah... Adoyai.. Teringat masa zaman2 single dulu i adalah penonton wayang yg tegar.. Tiap2 mlm tgk wayang pun boleh.. Midnite semua.. No problem.. Rasanya kalau TGV KLCC tu ada frequent movie-goer card confirm dah beribu points i.. Tp itu dulu.. Skrg ni xtau nape.. Abis sebucket popcorn, mesti i tido.. So selalu miss the middle part of the movie.. So i tgk masa mula2 dan masa ending., tgh2 xtau apa jadi.. Kalau tanya JJ mesti dia bengang.. Last year we went and saw Avengers 3D gold class and paid nearly 70ringgits for our tickets pun i bleh bantai tido.. JJ said rugi je bayo mahal2, i tido.. Hahahaah.. Kesian suami i...
4) saja nak try online booking pakai GSC apple apps yg very-the-easy-to-use.. I tried online booking but somehow i did not see the link to purchase movie tickets on their website.. Kot i terlepas pandang xtaula kan.. Tp guna apps ni pun sebenonye sgt senang.. How to book GSC movie tickets using iphone -- just follow the steps and u'll be all good.. I'm also very happy to report that the apps is oh-so-user-friendly.. Very straight forward i tell you.. Lepas dah buat payment via maybank2u ke, paypal ke rhb ke., akan keluar confirmation with a barcode like this..


Kami tgk di Amanjaya Mall SP, yg ada kemudahan barcode scanning tp being the risk adverse person that i am, i pi jugak amik printed ticket dkt counter sbb takut tak ingat seat nombor berapa sbb dkt confirmation mcm yg atas ni takdo plak nombor seatnya.. Kalau confirm ingat seating, u just have to wave/scan this barcode dkt gate mcm gate masukkan tiket nak naik lrt tuh.. Since i've already picked up our tickets, the machine said to me "you have collected your tickets from the box office at 5.15pm" gitu.. wah, tabley nak tipu langsung! Then masuk kutip 3D glasses (kalu layan 3D la kan).. Its as easy as that!!
Ok, movie review plak.. GI Joe Retaliation.. Mmg best meletop-letop citer nih.. Lebih2 lagi sbb abg hensem meleleh dwayne johnson aka the rock tu ada sama.. itula sbb utama i insist on watching this movie, lagipun JJ mmg favourite la sangat cite tembak2 letop2 bertumbuk gedebuk gedebak ni semua.. Tp sayangnya the 3D version does not do it any justice sebab gambo mcm distorted bila di 3Dkan.. Nevertheless, byk gak part2 yg rasa mcm the bullet or the chopper is flying right at you! Rasanya 2D version lagi better kot.. But guess what? I fell asleep once my bucket of popcorn is finished..
Dem....
Any advices for me to stop sleeping at the movies?


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Tentang cuaca

Assalamualaikum
Wah... Lama betul blog ni bersawang bersepah berkulat segala... I've been away from home for 3x jumaat now.. Mula2 berehat di kelana jaya and now berehat di kuala terengganu..

Ever since we arrived in bandaraya warisan pesisir pantai three jumaats ago the weather has been scorching hot. Sgt2 panas sampaikan nak keluar rumah angkat baju pun pikir lapan belas ratus juta kali.. Padahal skrg ni baju cepat je kering.. Jemur 8am, 11am dah boley angkat tp memandangkan matahari yg tegak atas kepala pada jam 11 pagi tu, i rasa sgt bercinta nak keluar angkat baju.. Lalast samada tunggu pukul 6.30pm ataupun keluar berpayung bagai.. Nasib baik jugaklah rumah bonda ni pakai gantungan yg ada roda yg bangsa boleh tolak tarik kesana kemari, bleh gak tarik under the shade, tp kenit je bendanya.. Setakat nak gantung yg dalam2 dan baju dlm 7-8 lai bolehla., yg lelain kena gak kutip di tgh panas..

Dalam rumah kalau nak ikutkan hati nak je 'on'kan aircond dlm setiap ruang.. Tp nanti nangis la nak membayo bil letrik ye? Kadang rasa mcm nak duk dlm fridge ataupun berendam dlm bath tub.. At the moment i usually mandi at least 3 times a day.. Pagi, tgh hari n ptg.. Sometimes if its too hot, i'll have a shower before going to bed usually at 12 or 1 o'clock in the morning.. Mmgla org tua2 kata xelok.., tp tak tahan woo.. Berlengas2 nak tido pun xselesa.. Si ginger gumuk yg hobinya sun bathing dkt dpn sliding door now prefers to terbongkang in the middle of the room.. Lantai marmar pesen dulu di rumah bonda ni very cooling katanya.



Ramalan kaji cuaca minggu ini

Harini friday, kalau nengokkan weather forecast mcm gambo di atas yesterday (thursday) sepatutnya overcast -- mendung.. Takde maknanya.. Panas hangat langit biru tak ada sekelumit awan pun.. Harini (friday) sepatutnya hujan tp nan ado.. Td pagi nampak mendung sikit di area sebalik bukit pok apil (bukit rtm) tp dirumah sini tetap panas memancar-mancar..
The point i'm trying to make here is that.. (sambil2 memperingatkan kpd diri sendiri jugek)
1) Manusia ni serba serbi tak puas.. Hari2 hujan komplen, hari2 panas pun komplen.. Bawak2lah bersyukur dengan apa yg Allah berikan.. Hujan tu rahmat --> pokok2 dapat tumbuh dgn cantik.. Panas itu rahmat --> pokok bunga kertas dpn rumah sdg lebat berbunga skrg nih..
2) Dah tau musim panas, kalau boleh kurangkanlah aktiviti di luar.. Kang tak pasal2 kena heat stroke la, sakit kepala, demam, batuk semua.. If i dont have to run errands outside, i would prefer to stay indoors and bake (so far dah buat apple pokey, choc chip cookies n marble cake). Esok plan nak membaking lagi.., nak abiskan tepung dgn butter dgn castor sugar.. any suggestions?
3) do drink plenty of water.. I repeat WATER! Not sweet drink and not caffein either.. I ni ckp je but i'm always too lazy to go n get a glass of water.. Most times lps mkn nasik pun terlupa nak minum air.. 100plus is also a good rehydration source.. Jadi belilah sebotol dua buh dlm fridge and drink it from time to time
4) always cover yourself with a good sunscreen.. Preferably something with spf 30+ and above. Ni pun i ckp je lebih., selalunya i malas.. Masa di bumi kangaru dulu i really took care of my skin, kalau keluar rumah without sunblock rasa cam xcomplete. But once i'm back jadik malas plus i think malaysia has got a different kind of heat. Bila muka dah berpeluh melekit-lekit itu yg rasa geli nak tepek sunblock dkt muka..
5) kalau rajin, mandilah sokmo-sokmo.. Or cool yourself down by sitting underneath a fan or aircond. But bear in mind that too much aircond can dry your skin.. So equip yourself with a good lotion and slather it on your skin to keep your skin moisturised thruout the day. Yg ni i mmg rajin sket.. Mmg kena sapu losyen dkt kaki tangan dulu baru bole keluar rumah. I prefer johnson's body care body lotion dgn vaseline total moisture pure oat extract as they are not sticky n smells nice..


Utk travel i angkot yg kenit2 ni aje tp dah nak abis so kena beli lain

Itu saja lah kot i nak merepek kali ni.. Till we meet again (i hope soon..) i nak cerita pasal celcom porta wifi pulak..
Adios!!


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