Tentang parking depan rumah

Assalamualaikum
Pernah tak korang hadapi situasi ni?
1) Korang keluar rumah gi opis ke pasar ke supermarket ke, tetiba bila korang sampai rumah u cant drive into your car porch sebab ada org block depan pagar korang?
2) Korang nak keluar rumah gi opis, pasar, supermarket but cant drive out of your porch sebab ada org block depan pagar korang?
It happened to me A LOT of times!

Masa memula pindah sini, kawan2 anak jiran sebelah kiri memang hobi parking depan pagar rumah i.., banyak kali dibuatnya dan selalu i cakap elok2. Alhamdulillah skrg ni dia dah reti dan kalau dtg pun dia akan gigih panjat atas side table depan rumah org sebelah. Petang tadi masa balik opis jadi lagik. Tetamu kpd jiran sebelah kiri jugak. Dia perasan bontot keta wira dia pendek cam bontot keta myvi agaknya., elok je dia tertonggeng depan pagar rumah i. So i pinpon sekali, takde org kuar.. I pinpon lagi sekali.. Maka muncullah tuan punye keta bertudung labuh dgn 2 org anaknya, sorg pakai baju sekolah bertudung labuh jugak. I pun senyum kat dia dan ready nak turunkan tingkap nak kata thank you ke apa ke., sekali dia tengok i and jegilkan mata.. Amboi! You are parked right in front of my house, blocking my gate and u dare to look at me like that? Terkedu sekejap.., xsempat i nak buat apa2 dia cepat2 masuk dlm keta n blah. Bukanlah i pinpon kuat2 pun.. Pinpon secara terhormat sbb i tau ni housing area, apake gila nak pinpon kuat2 mcm tengah jln raya.. Bila masuk dlm rumah, JJ tegur.. "Babe, don't make any enemies".. So i said, i'm not trying to make enemies or to create trouble.., i have every right to pinpon secara terhormat as they're parked right in front of our gate! Plus, i smiled at them and they just starred at me like i'm an alien from pluto! Grrrrrrrr.....

Di Terengganu lagi best.. Depan rumah bonda ada satu longkang besar yg amat yg kononnya dibina untuk mengelakkan kebanjiran berlaku di kawasan tersebut (i beg to differ sbb every monsoon season bonda have to clear downstairs, roll the carpets, tie up the curtains and keep everything off the floor due to the flood).. So kiranya nak masuk ke dlm porch and our front door tu ada la sedikit jembatan yg agak besar. Masa ayahanda renovate rumah aritu dia pun buatlah jambatan tu cantik sikit.. Cantik mendenya.. Cuma dia letak tiles yg macam batu kecik2 tu instead of just plain ol' cement rendered. Just to match the tiles inside the porch. This one time, bonda keluar gi beli ikan and when she came back she was surprised to see a car parked nicely on our bridge., right in front our front gate. Bonda pun hangen la.. Mcm mana dia nak masuk.., dgn ikan sayo segala dlm keta.. Nak masuk rumah sendiri pun tak boleh. She ended up going to our front neighbor's house and asked for a piece of paper n a pen. She then wrote a note something like "Assalamualaikum, terima kasih sebab parking depan pagar rumah saya tanpa izin saya.. Anda seorang yang cukup bermoral" pastu bonda pi letak kat windscreen kereta tersebut. After about half an hour, keta tu pun blah n bonda pun dpt masuk dlm rumah dgn aman damai.

A few weeks later bonda was told by another neighbor that the car belongs to the pengerusi JKKKkKkKK of our area and that pengerusi mengirimkan maaf buat bonda sambil berkata "jambatan u tu cantik sangat..". Waddehel?? Eh sukati kitorg la kitorg nak jambatan kitorg tu cantik ke buruk ke.., bukan mintak duit ko atau pinjam duit JKKKkK kampung pun masa buat jembatan tu aritu.. One more thing, besar sgt ke jawatan dia sebagai JKkKkKK kampung tu yg sampai she gets to park her car anywhere she wishes? Bonda said, kalau Dato MB sekalipun yg parking depan pagar rumah i, i akan letakkan nota berhemah cenggitu jugak kat keta MB.. Takut apa, rumah kita kan.. Kita yg bayo cukai pintu, cukai tanah tiap2 tahun, bukan mintak duit MB pong!... Bonda i memang funny-funny...

Tapi itulah kan.. Sungguh i tak faham sikap org kita yg cukup minat parking keta blocking rumah org.. Padahal ada je space sebesar2 alam kat depan tu utk park keta.. Ni semua sebab malas nak jalan jauh2 kalau gi mana2. Macam parking keta kat tesco, semua berebut nak parking paling dekat dgn pintu. Padahal banyak je parking tempat lain.. Bukannya jauh sgt dan bukannya kena jimbit brg2 shopping semua berjalan gi kat keta.. Boleh je tolak trolley tu sampai kereta.. JJ was saying the other day that perhaps tesco should have a drive-in service since malaysians like to park as close as possible to the mall entrances.. Alang2, bawak masuk terus keta dlm kedai., then all the items are displayed at the same height as the driver., the driver only have to pick the items that he needs, buh dlm keta and remain in the car until checkout. Make sure every item is barcoded in case people run away without paying, kalau ada yg cuba2 larik akan ada alarm bunyik beep beep beep pahtu ada 'tangan' besar yg akan pegang tayar keta tak kasik bergerak keluar...
Amboi imaginasi... Too much cartoon lah ni...
Hahahaahahahahahaahah

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